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• Family
• Patrick
• Wobbly Bob crowd (I know it’s more than 1 person, but I’m not gonna choose!)
• Davie-kun
• Englishy-friends (Yeah, same as WB again. What ya gonna do?)

Oi! I’m not wobbly bob crowd! No loner important *sigh* :-(

So first of all, I don’t want to talk about the election result itself - what’s happened has happened and there’s no point anyone getting upset at it. However, the atmosphere surrounding it has been electrifying, and one thing I think people value more than ever now is freedom of speech. In that spirit, I have a few diatribes (Hopefully with a point to them!) for those still resisting the future of the British People.

1. Piracy

To those who say that piracy will kill the music industry, I ask you this one simple question - to the true fan who pays all their spare money to see their favourite band, which is more valuable? The album they can buy in any store or the bootlegged unmixed studio version they scoured the planet for until they found the source of the leak? And which do you think will turn up in the Antiques Roadshow in 2110? Mass-produced shit on a piece of shiny plastic or the original pre-production track, hand-remastered and passed down the generations, often suffering irreparable corruption in the transfer process?

And how much do you think this avid fan pays their favourite band every year to see them? And, having heard the pre-production demo, on the final album every time?

2. Politics

OK, so here’s the first doozy. I’ll probably take a bit of flak for saying this, but universally speaking does it actually matter who holds the majority in Parliament? The British Public will trundle on as they always do, paying taxes like they always do, and putting up with a consistent rise in cost of living like they always do.

3. Weed

You all knew this one was going to come up. So why the actual fuck is this plant still illegal? Its psychological and medical benefits far outweigh the death rate, and god dammit, it’s a plant. Just another reason we’re waiting for the old and ignorant to die and the followers of the old an ignorant to get lost and marginalised.

There will be more, but it’s late and I have some Jack Daniels to drink.

Good news people - the Tories now CANNOT WIN THE ELECTION. Their seat count stands at 291, meaning that even if they win in all 33 of the remaining constituencies to announce their results they will fall two seats short of a clear win. A Lib/Lab coalition would, however, at present not meet the overall majority mark unless they get at least 27 of the remaining seats. Looks like we’re headed for a hung parliament, unless a re-election is called in each of the areas where scores of people were denied a vote. Yey, China here we come.

How fucking dare Fathers For Justice storm Steve Davis’ interview after having got into the Quarter Final of the World Championship?!

Very well handled by everyone there, but even so… One of the all-time snooker greats, a fantastic moment for him and those bastards ruined it for him.

For goodness’ sake, this guy is responsible for most of today’s snooker players - even Ronnie O’Sullivan has cited him as an influence. Not only that, but he actively supports amateur snooker and contributes heavily to the community. And to ruin his moment of glory - this personal hero of mine and so many others?

This is the proof of the depths to which this “organisation” is prepared to sink to get across its message.

Tell me, do these fathers deserve justice?

So why does no-one seem to sit cross-legged anymore? Seriously, wherever you are right now, try it. It’s awesome.

ROMEO

[To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

JULIET

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims’ hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers’ kiss.

ROMEO

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

JULIET

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

ROMEO

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

JULIET

Saints do not move, though grant for prayers’ sake.

ROMEO

Then move not, while my prayer’s effect I take.
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

JULIET

Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

ROMEO

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
Give me my sin again.

JULIET You kiss by the book.

Just heading down to Bar 1:22 for soundcheck- come on down for a great night featuring Child Loses Arm and Metonym, as well as a cracking band coming over from Manchester!